Nice 'n' Naughty Thoughts

INTERESTING DEFINITIONS!!!

2008-09-29T07:54:00.000-07:00

School:
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.

Love Affairs:
Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.

Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters.

Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
water power.

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got
the biggest piece.

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees
later on.

Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing
can be done together.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look
forward to the trip.

Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See I am not
injured yet.”

Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Men v/s Woman

2008-09-15T23:55:00.000-07:00

NICKNAMES
o If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch,
they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
o If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately
refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
o When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20,
even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
o When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
o A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
o A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS
o A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
o The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
o A woman has the last word in any argument.
o Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE
o A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
o A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
o A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
o A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
o A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
o A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
o A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
o A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
o Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
o Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
o Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
She knows about dentist appointments and romances,
best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
o A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Career Song - The 8 stages

2008-09-15T23:54:00.000-07:00

1. When in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaam iyaab ek din…..

2. When giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ….tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn….

3. Waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki …

4. Just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast…..

5. After some time: Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??

6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)

7.Floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja… kabootar ja ja ja… pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi…

8.Finally when you don’t get a better offer any longer:Jeena Yehaan, marna Yehaan iske siwa jaana Kahaa….!!!

Excellence is not an exception, it is a prevailing attitude

Wrong email id@

2008-09-15T23:52:00.000-07:00

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room,
so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without
realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile….Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her
husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence
messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The
widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and
saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Reached

I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They gave computers here,
and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.

I’ve just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Pronunciation Error!!@!!

2008-09-15T23:41:00.000-07:00

1) What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called?
IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?
An Oto

11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee’s best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and
re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait ?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
‘ Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where ‘

17) Why aren’t Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

ONE LINERS- everyone needs a laugh...

2008-09-09T08:56:00.000-07:00

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..

7. Born free, taxed to death.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting
on your pants.

12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and
the blinking red light.

15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented
the other three, he was the genius.

16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

25. Someday is not a day of the week

26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy

28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.

29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither
does Milk.

30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive,
fattening or married to someone else.

Go easy with Men!!!

2008-08-09T06:59:00.000-07:00

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
The ground first?
A: Who cares?????…..

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
Intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

"So Why Am I to Die?" also known as "Death of an Innocent"

2008-02-19T03:39:00.000-08:00

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead
I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,
the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom.... I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank and I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Baby" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom, before I say good-bye,
"I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?"
This is the end Mom
I wish I could look you in the eye
To say these final words

"I LOVE YOU AND...GOODBYE"

By: Melissa Ball

Think Before You...........(Beautiful Poem)

2008-02-18T09:22:00.000-08:00

It's an AMAZING POEM…. Don't know who wrote it… but it's a heart touching poem……

Before you think of saying an unkind word

Think of someone who can't speak

Before you complain about the taste of your food

Think of someone who has nothing to eat

Before you complain about your husband or wife

Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion

Today before you complain about life

Think of someone who went too early to heaven

Before you complain about your children

Think of someone who desires children but they're barren

Before you argue about your dirty house; someone didn't clean or sweep

Think of the people who are living in the streets

Before whining about the distance you drive

Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet

And when you are tired and complain about your job

Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another

Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down

Put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around

Life is a gift

Live it...

Enjoy it...

Celebrate it...

And fulfill it.

Value Relationships!!!!

2008-02-18T09:05:00.000-08:00

A small touching story.... Mainly for professionals...

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.

SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"

DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.

SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"

DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour."

SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?"

The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed.
Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions.
How dare he ask such questions only to get some
money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to
the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.

"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.

"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier" said the man.

"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

"Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled.

Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.

Daddy, I have Rs. 100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?

Please come home early tomorrow I would like to have dinner with you"

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life.
We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Do remember to share that Rs.100 worth of your time with someone you
Love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.

But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

Value Relationships!!!!

Roles in Heaven (FUNNY)

2008-01-24T10:48:00.000-08:00

Roles in Heaven:

Brahma
Systems Installation

Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh
Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada
Data transfer

Yama
Reorganization,VRS,Redundancy & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses

Devas
Mainframe Programmers

Surya
Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas
In house Hackers

Ravan
Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan
Zombie Process

Lakshman
Support Software and Backup

Hanuman
Linux/s390

Vaali
MS Windows

Sugreeva
DOS

Jatayu
Firewall

Dronacharya
System Programmer

Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni
Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer

Draupadi
Motivation & Team building

Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana
Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna
Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++

Gandhari
Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and patches

PAPPU FAIL HO GAYA...

2008-01-24T10:45:00.000-08:00

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America .
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?" PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that
at home.

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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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Don't Drink & DRive - Death of an Innocent

2008-01-24T10:32:00.000-08:00

"So Why Am I to Die?"
also known as "Death of an Innocent"
By: Melissa Ball

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead
I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,
the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom.... I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank and I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Baby" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom, before I say good-bye,
"I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?"
This is the end Mom
I wish I could look you in the eye
To say these final words

"I LOVE YOU AND...GOODBYE"

The woman in your life...

2007-11-19T07:13:00.000-08:00

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry with these
facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as
human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people
who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your
family name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you
sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment
and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and
cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are,
maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a
cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning
just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy
at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if
she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men
at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is
willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational
jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like
yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her
some and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she
knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities
and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this. :-(

Then tomorrow can be too late...

2007-10-11T23:09:00.000-07:00

If you're mad with someone and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it. Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend. And if u doesn't, tomorrow can be too late.

If you're in love with somebody, but that person doesn't know...
tell her/him. Maybe today, that person is also in love with you. And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late.

If you still love a person that you think has forgotten you...
tell her/him. Maybe that person has always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him today, tomorrow can be too late.

If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it.
Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late.

If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell them. Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don't and they leave or go far away today, tomorrow can be too late.

If you love your parents, and never had the chance to show them... do it. Maybe you have them there to show them how you feel. That if you don't and they leave today, and then tomorrow can be too late.

Remain forever near

2007-10-03T02:57:00.001-07:00

As we walk our path of life,
We meet people everyday.
Most are simply met by chance.
But, some are sent our way.

These become special friends
Whose bond we can't explain;
The ones who understand us
And share our joy and pain.

Their love contains no boundaries.
So, even we are apart.
Their presence enhances us
With a warmth felt in the heart.

This love becomes a passageway,
When even the miles disappear.
And so, these friends,God sends our way,
Remain forever near

The best excuse for having an affair.

2007-09-26T01:53:00.000-07:00

The wife came home early to find her husband making
love to a beautiful sexy young woman.

"You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you
doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife,
the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house
and I want a divorce!"

The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you
leave, at least listen to what happened."

"It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make
it fast, you cheating creep."

"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride.
I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed
her into my car. I noticed she was very thin, not well
dressed and dirty. She mentioned she had not eaten for
three days. Out of compassion, I brought her home and
warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night
that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll
gain more weight.

When I served them to her, the poor young thing,
practically inhaled them. Since she was dirty I asked
her if she'd like to bathe. While she was showering, I
noticed her clothes were worn-out and full of holes so
I threw them away.

Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans
that you no longer wear because they're too tight on
you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our
anniversary and you dont wear because I don't have
good taste.

I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for
Christmas that you won't wear just to bother my sister
and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the
expensive boutique that you never wore again after you
saw your co-worker wearing the same pair.

After she dressed, I walked the young woman to the
door where she turned around and with tears of
gratitude streaming down her cheeks,

she asked me, "Sir, do you have anything else your wife doesn't use?"

WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST...

2007-08-21T04:20:00.000-07:00

WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST , WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE.

It is better to be a lion for a day than...

2007-08-21T04:18:00.000-07:00

'It is better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life.' -Elizabeth Kenny.

Save Trees

2007-08-21T02:41:00.000-07:00

Failure...

2007-08-21T02:37:00.000-07:00

I will not say i failed 1000 times, i will say that i discovered there are 1000 ways that can cause failure.
- Thomas Edition

Mistake...

2007-08-21T02:33:00.000-07:00

If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life, then it means they had never tried a new thing in thier life.
- Einstein

Feeling

2007-08-18T23:31:00.000-07:00

No one Will ever remember how you looked, how you spoke, what you did.
But the only thing they will ever remember is how you made them FEEL.

Coming together is BEGINING, keeping together is PROGRESS,
Living together is LIFE, dieing together is LOVE,
But feeling together is FRIENDSHIP

Treasure the love you receive...

2007-08-18T23:23:00.000-07:00

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love.
~ Henry Drummond

Treasure the love you receive above all.It will survive long after your good health has vanished.
~ Og Mandino

The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.
~ Pearl S. Buck

Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools; favouring the passions, destroying reason, and in a word, turning everything topsy-turvy.
~ Marguerite De Valois

All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand.
~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark....

2007-08-18T23:19:00.000-07:00

Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss!
Her lips suck forth my soul: see, where it flies!
Come Helen, come give me my soul again.
Here will I dwell, for heaven be in these lips,
And all is dross that is not Helena.
~ Christopher Marlowe

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point.
~ Mistinguett

Be plain in dress, and sober in your diet; In short, my deary, kiss me, and be quiet.
~ Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

I never thought that love could feel like this - then you changed my world with just one kiss.
~ N Sync

A kiss, when all is said, what is it?
A rosy dot placed on the "i" in loving;
'Tis a secret told to the mouth instead of to the ear.
~ Edmond Rostand

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth--and endures all the rest.
~ Helen Rowland

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her--when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
~ Helen Rowland

I understand thy kisses, and thou mine,
And that's a feeling disputation.
~ William Shakespeare

Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made
For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.
~ William Shakespeare

... a wild dissolving bliss
Over my frame he breathed, approaching near,
And bent his eyes of kindling tenderness
Near mine, and on my lips impressed a lingering kiss,
~ Percy Bysshe Shelley

Welcome to the corporate world!!

2007-08-18T22:08:00.000-07:00

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that
looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached to his bag and
pulled out a pair of Nike shoes.

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to
make you run faster than that tiger?"

I don't have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just
have to run faster than you".
...
...
..
...
Welcome to the corporate world!!

IN PRISON v/s AT WORK

2007-08-17T00:38:00.000-07:00

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle

IN PRISON you get three meals a day
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more work

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet
AT WORK you have to share.

IN PRISON they allow your friends and family to visit.
AT WORK you cannot even speak to your friends and family unless on a break (when your eating your 1 meal)

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by tax payers with no work required.
AT WORK you pay all expenses to go to work and they deduct taxes to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside the bars.

IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK they are called managers.

IN PRISON you have unlimited time to read email jokes.
AT WORK you get fired if you get caught.

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest....(EXCELLENT)

2007-08-15T23:13:00.000-07:00

Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore.

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary islands , in the Pacific Ocean , has its name based on
which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then
please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November

4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of
the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again. They are also our brothers. As an indian we should respect them.

On behalf of, our punjab battalian who died for our country

Think about youself how deep water in you are.......:) :)

Romantic Love Quotes: In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything...

2007-08-12T11:44:00.000-07:00

What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
~ George Eliot

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
~ Mignon McLaughlin

For one human being to love another that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof; the work for which all other work is but preparation.
~ Rainer Maria Rilke

There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.
~ Mother Teresa

Love cannot endure indifference. It needs to be wanted. Like a lamp, it needs to be fed out of the oil of another's heart, or its flame burns low.
~ Henry Ward Beecher

Girlfriend version 7.0 to Wife version 1.0. - Tech Support

2007-08-09T02:51:00.000-07:00

Dear Tech Support,

==> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend version 7.0 to Wife version 1.0.

==> Soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

==> In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.

==> Can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

==> I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User

Tech Support reply:

Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

==> Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM.

==> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0, because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.

==> It is recommended that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

==> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

==> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
==> Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean & Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

==> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.

==> Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software called Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

==> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

You will never let my hand go...

2007-08-06T03:07:00.000-07:00

Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.

"There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

Hilarious TV Commercials (EXCELLENT)

2007-08-05T04:45:00.000-07:00

BABIES...(Amazing....its choo.... cute)

2007-07-30T03:01:00.000-07:00

Being disciplined is good .......(Cute Ones)

2007-07-30T02:24:00.000-07:00

CUTE Animals....chooo cute

2007-07-26T02:54:00.000-07:00

Q & A with president BUSH (Joke)

2007-07-24T23:22:00.000-07:00

Once president BUSH went to a school to interact with them. After a brief talk with the children he asked them if they have any question to ask him.

One boy raised his hand and stood up;

Bush: What's your name
John: John
Bush: What's you question
John: Sir, I have three questions

1) Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UNO ?

2) Where is Osama ?

3) Why does America support Pakistan so much ?

Bush: You are an intelligent student John….(Just then the bell for recess rang)
Oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.

After the recess

Bush: Ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any question?

Peter raises his hand

Bush : What's your name?
Peter : Sir I have 5 questions.
1) Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UNO
2) Where is Osama
3) Why does America support Pakistan so much
4) Why did recess bell ring 20 mins before the scheduled time
5) Where is JOHN?

Why is India not proud of itself

2007-07-24T04:15:00.000-07:00

India As Pakistan journal sees

The information below about India was given in the Pakistan magazine, The News International by Masood Khan on December 14, 2004.

The world's five largest car companies are procuring their spare parts from India. In 2002, export was to the tune of Rs 1,700 crores and it quadrupled in 2003 to Rs 7,000 crores. In the next five years export is expected to cross Rs 70,000 crore.

India's HERO HONDA is the world largest motorcycle manufacturing company. It manufactures 17 lakh motorcycles per year.

England's popular Rover car company is going to manufacture TATA INDICA, the Indian technology car at the rate of one lakh cars per year.

Why India not proud of itself?

BHARAT FORGE had emerged as the largest forging company in the world and supplies its products to world popular companies like Volvo, Toyota, Honda, etc.

ASIAN PAINTS, an Indian paint company, has its manufacturing plants in 22 countries across five continents and is the market leader in 11 countries.

HINDUSTAN INKS, an Indian ink manufacturing company, which is producing the world largest-one lakh tonnes of ink per annum-has its manufacturing branches in Europe and America.

Multinational car companies, like Suzuki, Hundai and Ford have started exporting their cars from India and by 2010, they will export around five lakh cars from India.

The Indian medicine sector manufactures products worth Rs 30,000 crores per year out of which Rs 10,000 crores worth of drugs are exported.

The Indian herbal business has grown to Rs 4,000 crore per annum. India contributes 20 per cent of the world's textile manufactures. India has proudly established its own super computers whereas the other countries to do so are only America and Japan.

India is one among the six countries, which can build and launch satellites. Due to Insat Organisation, India has become a very big national satellite network country in the world.

Nine out of 10 diamonds in the world are cut and polished in India which is the No. 1 country in the world in diamond polishing and cutting.

India and China's business has grown by 104 per cent within a year. India's foreign reserves have risen from US$ 82 billion US$ to 118 billion.

India had paid back the IMF loan before the due date and started funding other developing countries.

India provides software to seven out of the 10 largest CD-ROM manufacturers in the world.

India spends only Rs 70,000 for producing an MBA whereas in America the expense is Rs 54 lakh.

The eye cataract operation in India costs only Rs 600 whereas in America, it costs Rs 7000. A heart surgery in India costs only Rs 40,000 whereas in America it is Rs 6 lakhs.

The R&D expense to make a car in America is Rs 4,500 crore whereas in India it is half of it and R&D is conducted with the same perfection. More than 70 multinational companies have established their R&D centres in India.

The Indian telephone and internet network is expanding by crores number-wise. Nearly 100 out of Fortune 500 companies have come to India to do business while only 33 have gone to China.

So, India is making stupendous progress in the world market and covers as disparate markets as ranging from Brazil to China.

According to Masood Khan, "These developments have not come to India in a day or by luck. In India too, situations similar to Pakistan exist like dirty politics, corruption, arrogant officials, poor infrastructure, etc., but still India keeps growing every day and nobody can deny the fact. This happens because the Indian people are not just merely looking at the dirty problems around them but see the star of confidence in the sky, the growth opportunity and working for it with self-motivation being their target for progress."

The decision to kiss for the first time ....

2007-07-19T08:58:00.000-07:00

The decision to kiss for the first time is the
most crucial in any love story. It changes the
relationship of two people much more strongly
than even the final surrender; because this kiss
already has within it that surrender.
~ Emil Ludwig

Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?
~ Henry Finck

There is the kiss of welcome and
of parting, the long, lingering, loving,
present one; the stolen, or the mutual one;
the kiss of love, of joy, and of sorrow;
the seal of promise and receipt of fulfillment.
~ Thomas C. Haliburotn (1796-1865)-

Never a lip is curved with pain
That can't be kissed into smile again.
~ Brete Harte

You may conquer with the sword,
but you are conquered by a kiss.
~ Daniel Heinsius (1580-1655)-

I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.
~ Ernest Hemingway

Give me a kiss, add to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun.
~ Robert Herrick

I dare not ask a kiss;
I dare not beg a smile;
Lest having that or this,
I might grow proud the while.

No, no, the utmost share
Of my desire shall be
Only to kiss that air,
That lately kissed thee.
~ Robert Herrick

You must remember this, a kiss is just a kiss...
~ Herman Hupfeld

She press'd his hand in slumber; so once more
He could not help but kiss her and adore.
~ John Keats

Now a soft kiss -- Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss
~ John Keats

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was--like eating an egg without salt.
~ Rudyard Kipling

FRIENDSHIP Quotes

2007-07-16T03:34:00.000-07:00

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!

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Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

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FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

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Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

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God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

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GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

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As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

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Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

ULTIMATE INTERVIEW of JAM & SAM(Humour).

2007-07-11T07:31:00.000-07:00

JAM went for an IAS Interview.

"When did India get independence?" He was asked.

"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.

"Who was responsible for our independence?"

"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another. " He replied.

"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"

"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.
When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent SAM would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.

Then it was the turn of this SAM. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"

He replied, " The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."

Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"

He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".

The interviewer was incensed.

" Hey! Are you mad or what?"

He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report ."

DrunKard ABCD

2007-06-27T06:20:00.000-07:00

A For Aristocrat
B For Bagpiper
C For contessa
D For Director's Special
E For Eight PM
F For Four Roses
G For God Father
H For Haywards
I For Imperial Blue
J For Johny Walker
K For King Fisher
L For Lincoln Lager
M For Master Brew
N For Narragansett Bock
O For Old Monk
P For Pioneer Ale
Q For Quat
R For Red Label
S For Scotch
T For Trommers White Label
U For Utica CSAB
V For VAT 69
W For WATKINS
X For XXX
Y For Yotoc
Z For Zingaro

GOD's IVRS "Inter-active Voice Response System"

2007-06-25T01:06:00.000-07:00

Over the past several years, we have all learned to live with IVRS - "Inter-active Voice Response System" as a necessary part of modern life.
I was just wondering what would happen if God decides to go hi-tech and installs voicemail? I gave it a lot of thought and came up with various scenarios:

Let us imagine a scenario. You dialed God's number.

"Hi! Thank you for calling God. Please select one of the following:

If you are Christian, dial 1
All Hindus, dial 2
All Muslims, dial 3
All others, dial 0."

So, lets say you are a Hindu and you dialed 2. Here is what you hear:

Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thank you messages for God
Press 3 for Complaints about unfulfilled promises
Press 4 for all other inquiries.
If your prayers are still not answered, dial '0' and ask for Naradmuni."

Or, if all Gods were busy, you might hear this:

"We are sorry; all Gods are busy helping other Bhaktas and Sinners. However, your prayer is important to us and your prayer will be answered in the order it was received. Please stay on line. One of the Gods will be with you soon."

Or, it could even go this way when you start praying:

"If you know your God's extension, dial it now."

Or, you might hear this:

"If you would like to speak to Ganeshji, Press 1.

For Lord Hanuman, Press 2.
For Lord Krishna, Press 3.
To confess your sins, press 4.
To ask for favors, Press 5."

Or, you might even hear this:

"You have reached Lord Krishna's extension. I am going to be away to conduct a special yuddha to save the humanity and will be away until the year 2012. If this is something urgent and cannot wait until then, call Shankara at GB +44 779000020000 Call. If you want to speak to someone else, for other gods' directory, Press 6 now."

Or you might even hear something like this if you call toward the end
of
your life cycle:

"If you think you have reservations at our Heavenly Resort,
please provide your name, social security number and be ready to provide the proof
of your eligibility. If you do not have the proof of eligibility, please dial 420-HELL and ask for General Manager Ravana, who will be happy to help you."

Or, depending on the purpose of your call, you might hear this:

"If you are calling to find out if a loved one has been assigned
to Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her 'mantra' number, then press
the 0
key. If you get a negative response, try area code 420-HELL."

For all you know in this day and age of quotas and all, you might even get a response like this:

"Our computer records show that you have already prayed once today.
Please hang up and try again tomorrow."

Or you might even here this if you call on the wrong day:

"This Main Office of Heaven is closed for DIWALI holidays. If this is an emergency, you may try our Himalayan Retreat in the mean time by dialing 6000-31,000."

So, let us hope and pray that God never learns about computers - because if he does, we are in BIG trouble!

Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year 2006 !

2007-06-03T23:45:00.000-07:00

DEFINITELY THIS IS THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR 2006!!!!!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!

In case you ever run out of gift ideas......

2007-06-01T09:08:00.000-07:00

"In case you ever run out of gift ideas, heres a lil tip; give me you laugh.
Whether it's mischievous, tender, loud or quit, simply give me a laugh from your heart. Your laughter brings me never ending joy."

Women In Art - EXCELLENT Video

2007-05-31T06:30:00.000-07:00

Porsche Sexy Commercial

2007-05-29T00:27:00.002-07:00

Nike's Funny Commercial

2007-05-29T00:27:00.001-07:00

Japanese beauty crowned Ms Universe

2007-05-29T00:25:00.000-07:00

Japanese beauty Riyo Mori was crowned Ms Universe 2007 in a glittering ceremony at the National Stadium in Mexico City on Tuesday morning.

The 90/10 Principle: It CAN change your life***!!!!!!!

2007-05-22T08:24:00.000-07:00

The 90/10 Principle

10% of life is made up of what happens to you. 90% of life is decided by how you react. What does this mean? We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us. We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be late arriving, which throws our whole schedule off.
A driver may cut us off in traffic. We have no control over this 10%.

The other 90% is different.
You determine the other 90%.

How? By your reaction. You cannot control a red light., but you can control your reaction. Don't let people fool you; YOU can control how you react.

Let's use an example.

You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt.

You have no control over what just what happened.

What happens when the next will be determined by how you react.

You curse. You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over.

She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table.
A short verbal battle follows.
You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for school. She misses the bus.

Your spouse must leave immediately for work.

You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are
late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit. After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school.
Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye.

After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your
briefcase. Your day has started terrible. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse. You look forward to coming home, When you arrive home, you find small wedge in your relationship with your spouse and daughter.

Why? Because of how you reacted in the morning. Why did you have a bad
day?

A) Did the coffee cause it?

B) Did your daughter cause it?

C) Did the policeman cause it?

D) Did you cause it?

The answer is " D".

You had no control over what happened with the coffee.

How you reacted in those 5 seconds is what caused your bad day.

Here is what could have and should have happened.

Coffee splashes over you. Your daughter is about to cry. You gently say,
"It's ok honey, you just need, to be more careful next time". Grabbing a towel you rush upstairs. After grabbing a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through the window and see your child getting on the bus. She turns and waves. You arrive 5 minutes early and cheerfully greet the staff. Your boss comments on how good the day you are having.

Notice the difference?

Two different scenarios. Both started the same. Both ended different.

Why? Because of how you REACTED.

You really do not have any control over 10% of what happens. The other 90% was determined by your reaction.

Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle.

If someone says something negative about you, don't be a sponge.

Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You don't have to let the
negative comment affect you! React properly and it will not ruin your day.
A wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting
stressed out etc.

How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic?

Do you lose your temper?

Pound on the steering wheel?

Do you curse?

Does your blood pressure skyrocket?

Do you try and bump them?

WHO CARES if you arrive ten seconds later at work? Why let the cars ruin your drive?

Remember the 90/10 principle, and do not worry about it.

You are told you lost your job. Why lose sleep and get irritated? It will work out. Use your worrying energy and time into finding another job.

The plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day. Why take out your frustration on the flight attendant? She has no control over what is going on. Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger.

Why get stressed out? It will just make things worse. Now you know the 90-10 principle. Apply it and you will be amazed at the results. You will lose nothing if you try it.

The 90-10 principle is incredible. Very few know and apply this principle.
The result? Millions of people are suffering from undeserved stress,
trials, problems and heartache.

We all must understand and apply the 90/10 principle.

It CAN change your life***!!!!!!!

Kiss Quotes (II)

2007-05-22T08:18:00.001-07:00

Kiss me as if you made believe
You were not sure this eve,
How my face, your flower, had pursed
It's petals up ...
~ Robert Browning

You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls.
~ Robert Browning

The moment eternal - just that and no more -
When ecstasy's utmost we clutch at the core
While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!
~ Robert Browning

First time he kissed me, he but only kissed
The fingers of this hand wherewith I write;
And, ever since, it grew more clean and white.
~ Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of a doubt.
~ Thomas Carlyle

...then I did the simplest thing in the world.
I leaned down... and kissed him.
And the world cracked open.
~ Agnes de Mille

One kind kiss before we part,
Drop a tear and bid adieu;
Though we sever, my fond heart
Till we meet shall pant for you.
~ Robert Dodsley

That farewell kiss which resembles greeting,
that last glance of love which becomes
the sharpest pang of sorrow.
~ George Eliot [Mary Ann Evans] -

Kiss Quotes

2007-05-22T08:15:00.000-07:00

A kiss is something you cannot
give without taking and cannot
take without giving.
~ Anonymous-

Kiss till the cow comes home.
~ Francis Beaumont

What of soul was left, I wonder, when the kissing had to stop?
~ Robert Browning

We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
~ Peter De Vries

a peach is a peach
a plum is a plum
a kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue
... so open up your mouth
and close your eyes
and give your tongue some exercise...
~ Diesel

kisses are a better fate
than wisdom.
~ e. e. cummings

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
~ Ingrid Bergman

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it.
~ Christian Nestell Bovee

Just one night in your dreams...

2007-05-22T08:09:00.000-07:00

"Just one night in your dreams would be like spending eternity staring at the face of an angel."

Wanna Sleep on this pillows???

2007-05-19T03:34:00.001-07:00

Why Men die before Women

2007-05-19T03:25:00.001-07:00

Love is not finding the right person...

2007-05-18T01:05:00.000-07:00

Love is not finding the right person
But creating the right relationship.

It is not how much love we have in the begining
But how much love we build until the end.

Girls cannot code!!! Even Google agrees ..

2007-05-17T04:07:00.000-07:00

Girls cannot code!!! Even Google agrees ..

Prayers of male PARROT

2007-05-14T03:04:00.000-07:00

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I
have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say
one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're hot. Do you want a date?"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solution to
your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I will put them
with my two male talking parrots to whom I have taught to pray and read the
bible.

My parrots will then teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible
phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's
house.

The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in
their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male
talking Parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're hot. Do you
want a
date?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams, "Put
your Bible away Idiot, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!"

An Old Lady, Driving a CAr

2007-05-12T01:22:00.000-07:00

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... The Old woman & the cops!!
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

The World's Biggest Dog Ever According to Guinness World Records

2007-05-12T01:06:00.000-07:00

Hercules: The World's Biggest Dog Ever According to Guinness World Records

Hercules was recently awarded the honorable distinction of Worlds Biggest Dog by Guinness World Records.

Hercules is an English Mastiff and has a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds.

With "paws the size of softballs" (reports the Boston Herald), the
three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed's
standard 200lb. limit. Hercules owner Mr. Flynn says that Hercules
weight is natural and not induced by a bizarre diet: "I fed him normal
food and he just grew".... and grew. and grew. and grew.

JOKE: Blood Test

2007-05-12T00:17:00.001-07:00

Jaggu and Duggu were sitting outside a clinic.

Jaggu was crying like anything.

Duggu : Why are you crying?

Jaggu : I came here since i hurt my hand and they told they would take a blood test.

Duggu : So are you afraid?

Jaggu : No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger

Hearing this the Banta started crying.

Jaggu was astonished and asked , "Why are you crying?"

Duggu : I have come for my urine test.

JOKE: YAMRAJ's ceiling fan

2007-05-12T00:07:00.000-07:00

Rabri Devi went to heaven.

As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"

"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie."

"And whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only
moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"

Yamraj replied, "Laloo's clock is in my office, I'm using it as a ceiling fan"

Excellent/Simple Yoga Aasana

2007-05-12T00:03:00.000-07:00

There are two basic types of Yoga

Pic 1: it takes years of practice to do this asana.

Pic2: it takes only 8 pegs of whiskey to do the above asana.

God will you let her know...

2007-05-05T09:05:00.000-07:00

"God will you let her know that i love her so when there's no one there, that she's not alone? just close her eyes and let her know my heart is beating with hers."

Side effects of IT

2007-04-25T07:15:00.000-07:00

A Fresh fwd after a long time..This looks genuine n is too good..
Start reading the mails from the bottom..... in the order they were sent! Enjoy !

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From: Venu Vedam
Posted At: Wednesday, April 18, 2007 6:14 PM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: Side effects of IT Junta
And I after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the silver screen!

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From: Vamsikrishna
Posted At : Wednesday, April 18, 2007 6:11 PM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: Side effects of IT Junta

Few of my friends and myself decided to go out for dinner. The place wasn't fixed yet. I said we shall decide it "run time"

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From: Ramachandra Das V. S. Yellapragada
Posted At: Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:08 PM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: Side effects of IT Junta

Ha ha there was a huge hoarding in madhapur saying. "humare resort ajao.. F5 hojavo.."

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From: Faheed Ahmed Subhani
Posted At: Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:05 PM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: Side effects of IT Junta

N how can v forget the "Ctrl + Enter" effect while shooting mails from home using yahoo/gmail J

Regards,
F-S

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From: Ramachandra Das V. S. Yellapragada
Posted At: Wednesday, April 18, 2007 1:38 PM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: Side effects of IT Junta

I dial so often 9 and wait. J .

I go to some place to wash my hands I just show my hands up and wait for the water to wash it. :P forgetting I need to turn something on

When I went to a movie theatre from office directly.. I showed the guy at the entrance my ID card and walked in he had to call me back asking the ticket

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From: KrishnaKranthi G
Posted At: Wednesday, April 18, 2007 1:28 PM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: Side effects of IT Junta

Once we were trying to get our car into a Ferry(cruise ship).

So I asked the security guy "Can the Ferry go into the Car?"(shud have been the other way)...my friends and that guy started laughing.

I use find, replace a lot...that might be the effect.

thanks,
Krishna

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From: Raghavendra Addepalli
Posted At: Wednesday, April 18, 2007 1:16 PM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: Side effects of IT Junta
Some times I dial 0 to call while using land line at home!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

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From: Sudheer Kumar Some
Posted At: Wednesday, April 18, 2007 12:40 PM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: Side effects of IT Junta

My experience: Once when I was searching for a house, When the owner asked my name, my reply was "Sudheer underscore some" (My id is Sudheer_some) .

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From: Amit Kumar Sriramka
Posted At: Wednesday, April 18, 2007 12:25 PM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: Side effects of IT Junta

Don't you guys ever wonder for you mobile phones not having Cntrl+C/Cntrl+ V OR Cntrl+Alt+ Del facilities?? ?

Thanks and Regards,
Amit Sriramka

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From: Sridhar Narsupalli
Posted At: Wednesday, April 18, 2007 11:03 AM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: RE: Re: restart my bike

One late night when I went home after work, I was trying to flash my id card to open the lock and only after few secs, I realised what i'm trying to do ;-)

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From: Arun Kumar Sevakule
Posted At: Wed 4/18/2007 10:36 AM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: Re: restart my bike

Hehee Once I went to have juice at the local juice vendor and innocuously asked him whether he had a plain 'version' of nimbu pani J

From: Satyanarayana Venkata Varanasi
Posted At: Wednesday, April 18, 2007 9:54 AM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: restart my bike

Few years back my shogun engine stopped on Bangalore MG Road as the petrol came to reserve. I told my friend I need to restart my bike!

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From: Ramachandra Das V. S. Yellapragada
Posted At: Tuesday, April 17, 2007 5:39 PM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: Places to visit around Hyderabad

Yeah.. "provide me with the Path" ,,,, actually cudnt recollect that the word shud be route till u mentioned it.
Certainly occupational errors.

The other day I was hearing one guy talking of a "Standalone" house.. when he was actually intending a independent house Poor broker shud have tuff time trying to find a " Alone house standing in a huge empty area " don't know what interpretations the guy must have made J

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From: Anup Guruvugari
Posted At: Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:02 PM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: Places to visit around Hyderabad

"Also, please do provide me with the path"
Side effects of being in the IT field.. J .. 'route' becomes path .!
No offense intended J

Anup Guruvugari

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From: Sudeep KumarMantri
Posted At: Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:59 PM
Posted To: Hyd General
Conversation: Places to visit around Hyderabad
Subject: Places to visit around Hyderabad

Hi all,

This weekend I am looking for a get away of about 200-300 KM car drive. Any idea, what are the places I can visit around Hyderabad ? Also, please do provide me with the path.

Scientists find 2nd 'Earth' in space

2007-04-25T04:14:00.000-07:00

Source:http://www.ibnlive.com

Washington: For the first time astronomers have discovered a planet outside our solar system that is potentially habitable, with Earth-like temperatures, a find researchers described Tuesday as a big step in the search for ''life in the universe.''

The planet is just the right size, might have water in liquid form, and in galactic terms is relatively nearby at 120 trillion miles (193 trillion km) away. But the star it closely orbits, known as a ''red dwarf,'' is much smaller, dimmer and cooler than our sun.

European astronomers have not directly seen the planet, orbiting a red dwarf star called Gliese 581. But measurements of the star suggest that a planet not much larger than the Earth is pulling on it, the researchers say in a letter to the editor of the journal Astronomy and Astrophysics.

"We have estimated that the mean temperature of this super-Earth lies between 0 and 40 degrees Celsius (32 to 104 degrees F), and water would thus be liquid."

''Liquid water is critical to life as we know it,'' co-author Xavier Delfosse of Grenoble University in France, said in a statement. ''Because of its temperature and relative proximity, this planet will most probably be a very important target of the future space missions dedicated to the search for extraterrestrial life. On the treasure map of the Universe, one would be tempted to mark this planet with an X.''

Most of the 200 or so planets that have been spotted outside this solar system have been gas giants like Jupiter. But this one is small.

"Its radius should be only 1.5 times the Earth's radius, and models predict that the planet should be either rocky, like our Earth, or covered with oceans," Udry said in a telephone interview.

It appears to have a mass five times that of Earth's.

The research team includes scientists credited with the first widely accepted discovery of a planet outside our solar system, in 1995.

Many teams are looking for planets circling other stars. They are especially looking for those similar to our own, planets that could support life. That means finding water.

About the planet

Earth-like planet, orbiting a red dwarf star

Appears to have a mass five times that of Earth's

Among the 100 closest stars to Earth

20.5 light-years away in the constellation Libra

Important for future space missions

Estimated temperature between 0 and 40 degrees Celsius

Water could exist in liquid form

Place to search for extra-terrestrial life

God, will you let her know that i love her so...

2007-04-25T03:59:00.000-07:00

"God, will you let her know that i love her so when there's no one there, that she's not alone? just close her eyes and let her know my heart is beating with hers"

Human Change when their STATUS changes

2007-04-24T03:53:00.000-07:00

Why the wedding ring worn on the fourth finger

2007-04-24T03:37:00.000-07:00

This is cute. Try it out .

Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese.....

Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents your children

Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip
(As shown in the figure below):

Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.

Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.

Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)...., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.

Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).
You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!

Please try this out.............

ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY?

I Miss you when....

2007-04-23T04:15:00.000-07:00

"I Miss you when i'm sad,
i miss you when i'm lonely,
but most of all i miss you when i'm happy"

Free Online & Mobile Games

2007-04-23T02:50:00.000-07:00

Free Online & Mobile Games

Check this out for Free games and online games/mobile games for everyone. Play, chat and unwind with players around the world. Join the fun!

http://www.iwin.com/
http://www.arcadenut.com/
www.123games.net.tc

I die without you...

2007-04-21T08:34:00.000-07:00

"...the mind churns, the heart yearns, the tears dry, without you, life goes on, but i'm gone,'cause i die without you"

Things you miss/wish in life!

2007-04-18T05:20:00.001-07:00

1. **5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, you wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!

2. **You are already late, and your key is missing, you wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!

3. **You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, you wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!

4. **The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, You wish there was 'zoom & view full screen' in life!

5. **After marriage you realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, you wish there was an valuation period' or at least a 'sample download' or a 'demo version'!

6. **One day you realize that you are turning bald, you wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!

And the best one is ..........

7. **The best part of the keyboard is U & I are together which is not always there in life......

Little things in life...

2007-04-18T05:17:00.001-07:00

Too often we don't realize
What we have until it's gone.
Too often we wait too late to say
"I'm sorry - I was wrong."

Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones
We hold dearest to our hearts.
And we allow foolish things
To tear our lives apart.

Far too many times we let
Unimportant things into our minds.
And then it's usually too late
To see what made us blind.

So be sure that you let people know
How much they mean to you.
Take that time to say the words
Before your time is through.

Be sure that you appreciate
Everything you've got.
And be thankful for the little things in life...that mean a lot.

TRACK YOUR CELLPHONE - gud one

2007-04-18T05:06:00.000-07:00

This is amazing! A GPS site where you can type in a mobile phone number
and it finds exactly where the location person is (assuming the mobile
is switched on).

Try it out - it's pretty accurate.

Put in the first 4 digits in the first fields, and the remaining digits
in the other field.

Click on below link
http://www.sat-gps-locate.com

Book the Free Tickets on Air Deccan before they Finish!!

2007-04-18T01:20:00.001-07:00

Air Deccan has posted on it's Official website and also placed Ads in major newspapers about the 5,00,000 Free Tickets that are up for grabs in Air Deccan for the travel period of 1st July 2007 to 27th October 2007. Well, when Air Deccan(or any other airline) says that the tickets are free - you must read the fine print below "Conditions Apply". The Conditions include that the different taxes need to be borne by the passengers. That actually brings up a price for each ticket - which is quite above that Rs. 0 really. Although Air Deccan might not be that rosy to travel, but it still makes sense when you only consider the time and money - leaving the other luxuries behind. So what are you waiting for, go and grab the Free Air Deccan Airline tickets that are up for grabs.

http://www.flyairdeccan.net/AirDeccan.htm

Book the Free Tickets on Air Deccan before they Finish!!

2007-04-18T01:20:00.000-07:00

A rose is a symbol of my love for you....

2007-04-17T09:23:00.000-07:00

Tech sites (must check before buying mobiles/softwares)

2007-04-17T02:56:00.000-07:00

Todays sites includes TECH sites. Before buying any software/mobile/games do visit this sites to get latest reviews about the products. it also features many download softwares, which are really usefull.

http://www.tech2.com
http://www.techtree.com

Sachin crushes Haryana in 20-20

2007-04-17T01:45:00.000-07:00

Source: rediff.com

Mumbai, which suffered a shocking defeat at the hands of Tamil Nadu on Monday night, crushed Haryana by 8 wickets on Tuesday morning in their second Group B match of the national Twenty20 tournament at the lovely Sardar Patel Stadium in Motera on the outskirts of Ahmedabad.

Sachin Tendulkar played yet another explosive innings and this time his teammates ensured that his effort did not go waste.

Mumbai required only 126 runs to win the match, which they scored in only 14.4 overs for the loss of just 2 wickets.

The maestro scored 69 off 40 balls before he was bowled by Amit Mishra. He hit all the bowlers with disdain and played a string of scintillating shots. In all, he smashed 9 fours and 2 sixes.

Tendulkar and Ajinkya Rane, who remained not out on 50, put on 100 for the first wicket and laid a solid foundation for Mumbai's convincing triumph. The youngster, too, seemed to derive inspiration from his legendary partner and played a very fine innings.

more....

Now, Talk 2 Google

2007-04-17T00:40:00.000-07:00

Isn’t telling your mobile phone to fetch a web page for you cool? Better than typing the search command on the small keypads, one would say. You asked for it and Google is ready with it. If rival Yahoo pipped Google for mobile search by launching its OneSearch last month, the big daddy of search is ready to strike back with an even cooler feature. Welcome to the world of Voice Search.

In fact, the recent advances made in speech recognition technologies will soon power voice search for mobile users worldwide. And Google is not alone. Both Yahoo and Micrsoft are working in this direction too. Driving the development is the growing mobile advertising pie: the revenues are forecasted to grow eightfold in next four years to $11.5 billion.

more on http://infotech.indiatimes.com/
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From "Tokyo Tsushin Kogyo K.K" to BRAND "SONY"

2007-04-16T07:40:00.000-07:00

In 1945, after World War II, Masaru Ibuka started a radio repair shop in a bombed-out building in Tokyo. The next year he was joined by his colleague Akio Morita, and they founded a company called Tokyo Tsushin Kogyo K.K., which translates in English to Tokyo Telecommunications Engineering Corporation. The company built Japan's first tape recorder called the Type-G.

In the early 1950s, Ibuka traveled in the United States and heard about Bell Labs' invention of the transistor. He convinced Bell to license the transistor technology to his Japanese company. While most American companies were researching the transistor for its military applications, Ibuka looked to apply it to communications. While the American companies Regency and Texas Instruments built transistor radios first, it was Ibuka's company that made the first commercially successful transistor radios.

In August 1955, Sony produced its first coat-pocket sized transistor radio they registered as the TR-55 model. In 1956, Sony reportedly manufactured about 40,000 of its Model TR-72 box-like portable transistor radios and exported the model to North America, the Netherlands and Germany.

That same year they made the TR-6, a coat pocket radio which was used by the company to create its "SONY boy" advertising character. The following year, 1957, Sony came out with the TR-63 model, then the smallest (112 × 71 × 32 mm) transistor radio in commercial production. It was a worldwide commercial success.

University of Arizona professor Michael Brian Schiffer, Ph.D., says, "Sony was not first, but its transistor radio was the most successful. The TR-63 of 1957 cracked open the U.S. market and launched the new industry of consumer microelectronics." By the mid 1950s, American teens had begun buying portable transistor radios in huge numbers, helping to propel the fledgling industry from an estimated 100,000 units in 1955 to 5,000,000 units by the end of 1958. However, this huge growth in portable transistor radio sales that saw Sony rise to be the dominant player in the consumer electronics field was not because of the consumers who had bought the earlier generation of tube radio consoles, but was driven by a distinctly new American phenomenon at the time called Rock and Roll.

When Kogyo was looking for a romanized name to use to market themselves, they strongly considered using their initials, TTK. The primary reason they did not, is that the railway company Tokyo Kyuko was known as TKK. The company occasionally used the acronym "Totsuko" in Japan, but Morita discovered that Americans had trouble pronouncing that name, during his visit to the United States. Another early name that was tried out for a while was "Tokyo Teletech" until Morita discovered that there was an American company already using Teletech as a brand name.

The name "Sony" was chosen for the brand as a mix of the Latin word sonus, which is the root of sonic and sound, the English word "sunny", and from the word Sonny-boys which is Japanese slang for "whiz kids". However "Sonny" was thought to sound too much like the Japanese saying soh-nee which means business goes bad. Morita pushed for a word that does not exist in any language so that they could claim the word "Sony" as their own (which paid off when they sued a candy producer who also used the name who claimed that "Sony" was just an existing word in some language).

At the time of the change, it was extremely unusual for a Japanese company to use Roman letters instead of Kanji to spell its name. The move was not without opposition: TTK's principal bank at the time, Mitsui, had strong feelings about the name. They pushed for a name such as Sony Electronic Industries, or Sony Teletech. Akio Morita was firm, however, as he did not want the company name tied to any particular industry. Eventually, both Ibuka and Mitsui Bank's chairman gave their approval.

As a result of this persistence, Sony has now developed into a leading international manufacturer producing a variety of products throughout the electronics market, music and gaming industries, film, finance and many more besides.

Source: http://www.wikipedia.org/

History of NOKIA

2007-04-16T07:35:00.000-07:00

What is known today as Nokia (pronounced /nok-iɑ/ in IPA) was established in 1865 as a pulp mill by Knut Fredrik Idestam on the banks of Nokia rapids. Finnish Rubber Works established its factories in the beginning of 20th century nearby and began using Nokia as its brand. Shortly after World War I Finnish Rubber Works acquired Nokia wood mills as well as Finnish Cable Works, a producer of telephone and telegraph cables. All these three companies were merged into the Nokia Corporation in 1967.

The Nokia Corporation that was created in the 1967 fusion was involved in many sectors, producing at one time or another paper products, bicycle and car tyres, footwear (including Wellington boots), personal computers, communications cables, televisions, electricity production, etc.

The seeds of the current incarnation of Nokia were planted with the founding of the electronics section of the cable division in the 1960s. In the 1967 fusion, that section was separated into its own division, and began manufacturing telecommunications equipment.

Since 1964 Nokia had developed VHF-radio simultaneously with Salora Oy, which later in 1971 also developed the ARP-phone. Fusion of these two companies resulted in 1979 as Mobira Oy and in three years it launched the NMT phone. Nokia bought Salora Oy in 1984 and now owning 100% of the company, changed the company's name to Nokia-Mobira Oy. In 1988 Jorma Nieminen and others started a spin-off company; Benefon Oy. One year later, Nokia Mobira Oy became Nokia Mobile Phones and in 1991 the first GSM phone was launched.

In the 1970s, Nokia became more involved in the telecommunications industry by developing the Nokia DX200, a digital switch for telephone exchanges. In 1982, a DX200 switch became the world's first digital telephone switch to be put into operational use. The DX200 became the workhorse of the network equipment division. Its modular and flexible architecture enabled it to be developed into various switching products.

For a while in the 1970s, Nokia's network equipment production was separated into Telefenno, a company jointly owned by the parent corporation and by a company owned by the Finnish state. In 1987 the state sold its shares to Nokia and in 1992 the name was changed to Nokia Telecommunications.

In the 1980s, Nokia produced a series of personal computers called MikroMikko.[6] However, the PC division was sold to ICL, which later became part of Fujitsu. That company later transferred its personal computer operations to Fujitsu Siemens Computers, which shut down its only factory in Finland (in the town of Espoo, where computers had been produced since the 1960s) at the end of March 2000[7], thus ending large-scale PC manufacturing in the country.

Nokia had been producing commercial and military mobile radio communications technology since the 1960s and later began developing mobile phones for the Nordic Mobile Telephone (NMT) network standard that went online in the 1980s.

Nokia introduced its first car phone, the Mobira Senator, in 1982 and the world's first hand-held NMT mobile phone, the Mobira Cityman, in 1987. NMT was the world's first mobile telephony standard that enabled international roaming, and provided valuable experience for Nokia for its close participation in developing Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM). It is a digital standard which came to dominate the world of mobile telephony in the 1980s and 1990s, in mid-2006 accounting for about two billion mobile telephone subscribers in the world, or about 80% percent of the total, in more than 200 countries. The world's first commercial GSM call was made in 1991 in Helsinki over a Nokia-supplied network, by Prime Minister of Finland Harri Holkeri, using a Nokia phone.

In the 1980s, during the era of its CEO Kari Kairamo, Nokia expanded into new fields, mostly by acquisitions. In the late 1980s and early 1990s, the corporation ran into serious financial problems, a major reason being its heavily loss-making television division. (These problems probably contributed to Kairamo taking his own life in 1988.) Nokia responded by streamlining its telecommunications divisions, and by divesting itself of the television and PC divisions. Jorma Ollila, who became the CEO in 1992, made a strategic decision to concentrate solely on telecommunications. Thus, during the rest of the 1990s, Nokia continued to divest itself of all of its non-telecommunications divisions.

The exploding worldwide popularity of mobile telephones, beyond even Nokia's most optimistic predictions, caused a logistics crisis in the mid-1990s. This prompted Nokia to overhaul its entire logistics operation. Logistics continues to be one of Nokia's major advantages over its rivals, along with greater economies of scale.

In 2004, the troubles of the networks equipment division caused the corporation to resort to similar streamlining practices on that side, with layoffs and organizational restructuring. This, however, diminished Nokia's public image in Finland, and produced a number of court cases along with an episode of a documentary television show critical towards Nokia.[8]

Despite these occasional crises, Nokia has been phenomenally successful in its chosen field. This growth has come mostly during the era of Jorma Ollila and his team of about half a dozen close colleagues. In June 2006, this era came to an end with Ollila leaving the CEO position to become the chairman of Shell. The new CEO of Nokia is Olli-Pekka Kallasvuo.

On February 2006 Nokia and Sanyo announced a MOU to create a joint venture addressing the CDMA handset business. A few months later, in June, both companies announced ending their negotiations without agreement. Nokia also stated their decision to pull out of CDMA R&D, with the intention to continue CDMA business in selected markets.[9]

On 19 June 2006 Nokia and Siemens AG announced the companies are to merge their mobile and fixed-line phone network equipment businesses to create one of the world's largest network firms. Both companies will have a 50% stake in the infrastructure company, to be headquartered in the Helsinki area, and to be called Nokia Siemens Networks. The companies predict annual sales of €16 billion and cost savings of €1.5 billion a year by 2010. About 20,000 Nokia employees will be transferred to this new company.

Source: http://www.wikipedia.org/

History of mobile phones

2007-04-16T07:32:00.001-07:00

Mobile phones from various years, ranging from a large late 1980s-era phone to tiny 2000s phonesThe Mobile phone is one of the most used pieces of equipment today. The concept of using hexagonal cells for mobile phone base stations was invented in 1947 by Bell Labs engineers at AT&T and was further developed by Bell Labs during the 1960s. Radiophones have a long and varied history that stretches back to the Second World War when the military started to use radio telephony links and civil services in the 1950s, with hand-held cellular radio devices being available since 1983. Due to their low establishment costs and rapid deployment, mobile phone networks have since spread rapidly throughout the world, outstripping the growth of fixed telephony

In 1945, the 0G generation of mobile telephones were introduced. 0G mobile telephones, such as Mobile Telephone Service, were not officially categorized as mobile phones, since they did not support the automatic change of channel frequency in the middle of a call, when the user moved from one cell (base station coverage area) to another cell, a feature called "handover".

In 1970 Amos Joel of Bell Labs invented the "call handoff" feature, which allowed a mobile-phone user to travel through several cells during the same conversation. Martin Cooper of Motorola is widely considered to be the inventor of the first practical mobile phone for handheld use in a non-vehicle setting. Using a modern, if somewhat heavy portable handset, Cooper made the first call on a handheld mobile phone on April 3, 1973. At the time he made his call, Cooper was working as Motorola's General Manager of its Communications Division.

Fully automatic cellular networks were first introduced in the early to mid-1980s (the 1G generation). The first fully automatic mobile phone system was the 1981 Nordic Mobile Telephone (NMT) system. Until the late 1980s, most mobile phones were too large to be carried in a jacket pocket, so they were usually permanently installed in vehicles as car phones. With the advance of miniaturization and smaller digital components, mobile phones got smaller and lighter.

Medical defination of medical term RX

2007-04-16T07:22:00.000-07:00

Rx: A medical prescription. The symbol "Rx" is usually said to stand for the Latin word "recipe" meaning "to take." It is customarily part of the superscription (heading) of a prescription.

Another explanation for the origin of Rx is that it was derived from the astrological sign for Jupiter which was once placed on prescriptions to invoke that god's blessing on the drug to help the patient recover.

Patel most popular surname in the UK

2007-04-16T07:14:00.001-07:00

[ 15 Apr, 2007 2354hrs ISTPTI ]

The surname 'Patel' is one of the most popular surnames in the UK, a study indicated on Sunday.

According to a study of top 500 British surnames, Patel comes 20th.

The study published in The Observer on Sunday stated that most of the Patels are found in Harrow in the UK.

Patels originally come from Gujarat, Maharashtra and Karnataka and the word originate from Sanskrit, meaning 'Tenant of royal land', village headman.

This official title is now used as a surname by many people worldwide, but is more common in Britain than in other English-speaking countries with a significant Indian population.

There were as many as 24,691 Patels in Harrow as early as in 1881. The latest figure, however, is not mentioned.

Next to Patel, Singh is another popular surname in the UK - 76th among top 500 British surnames. A majority of them live in Wolverhampton and in 1881 there were 23,321 persons with Singh as surname in Wolverhampton.

Similarly, Kaur, the surname popular with Sikh women is 99th in the list.

Among the English surnames, Smith is the most popular and takes the top position followed by Jones, Williams, Brown, Taylor, Davies and Wilson.

Find People & their contacts on internet

2007-04-16T07:12:00.000-07:00

Do not Google your next date. Try Pipl search instead - big surprises there!

Contrary to the name, Pipl is not a place to search for people, it's all about finding facts about a person on the internet. And Pipl is amazingly accurate.

Type in the person's name (or even your name) and Pipl.com will extract every bit of information about that person from the web in seconds. In most cases, you will also get the contact details (postal address or even email address) of the person.

http://www.pipl.com/

Free Mobile Stuff Download Sites

2007-04-16T05:17:00.000-07:00

hey guys would like to share few Sites through which you can download all mobile stuffs like wallpapers, themes, ringtones, games etc... for FREE.

check out excellent site for mobile stuff http://www.mobile9.com
it has excellent collection.

Other one is http://www.rimweb.in. its forum for RELIANCE & TATA CDMA users. it has excellent content on wallpapers games & screensavers & tones. Also u can post your problems on this site & get back answers from users.

Other one is http://www.mainduck.com/ it has few really gud tones just check it out.

R U ready to play Australian Beach CRICKET?

2007-04-16T04:35:00.000-07:00

Addition to one of the best online cricket games.

Its Australian Beach Cricket. Check out on following link
http://xxxxgoldbeachcricket.com.au/

it has really cool graphics.

PLAY it & ENJOY it!!!!!!!

Indian cricket fan's disappointment at Ireland vs Bangladesh

2007-04-16T01:50:00.000-07:00

Source: rediff.com

Indian cricket fans show their disappointment over the India-Pakistan no show at the World Cup.

World Cup organisers were giving away 10,000 free tickets on Sunday for the Super Eights match between Bangladesh and Ireland at the Kensington Oval.

Twenty two thousand tickets had been pre-sold but with a non-returns policy in place, many cut their losses and cancelled their travel plans to the Caribbean.

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

2007-04-16T01:43:00.000-07:00

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom.

“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was… God! I miss him! But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”

“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”

“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m gonna get screwed!”

Love, What a beautiful thing

2007-04-16T00:27:00.000-07:00

"Love, love what a beautiful thing, Just think of all the joy it brings. As you stand by your self on the beach & sing. Love, what a beautiful thing."

Different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.

2007-04-14T07:03:00.001-07:00

Different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest ,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(a)10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me
because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me
because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing
because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it
because:

(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's
because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a)you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:

(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than
30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not. Eagerly awaiting your reply..

Love, Ankur

************************************************** *****

Her reply letter was also in Q/A format........

Ankur,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No

2) If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside..... right ?
(a) Yes (b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.

Source: The World Wide Web!

Does Love Needs A Reason?

2007-04-14T07:02:00.000-07:00

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?
Man : I can’t tell the reason.. but I really like you..

Lady : You can’t even tell me the reason… how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don’t know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend’s boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm..because you are beautiful, because your voice is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every movement.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man’s answer.

Unfortunately, a fewdays later, the Lady met with an accident and became comma. The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:

Darling, Because of your sweet voice that I love you…
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you…
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile, because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move? No, therefore I cannot love you…

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love need a reason? NO!

Therefore, I still love you… And love doesn’t need a reason

Countries of Romance!

2007-04-14T07:01:00.000-07:00

hese are some of the most Romantic countries in the world

I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful, You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.

K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

P.E.R.U. - Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull

P.A.K..I..S.T.A.N:-Pure…Affection…Keeping…In…Soul…True...And...Endles s
Source: The World Wide Web!

Beautiful Love Quote

2007-04-14T06:53:00.000-07:00

Best Cricket Games on Internet

2007-04-12T08:59:00.000-07:00

I have played many games online. i specially love to play cricket online. so here are few sites whr you will find really great games of cricket.

1) http://www.stickcricket.com ( Excellent game )
2) http://www.krishcricket.com ( Excellent game )
3) http://www.zapak.com
4) http://www.freeonlinegames.com

enjoy!!!!!! if you find it gr8 please do comment on the same.

Bryan Adams - Summer Of '69

2007-04-12T07:53:00.000-07:00

I got my first real six string
Bought it at the five and dime
Played it til my fingers bled
Was the summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shoulda known we'd never get far
oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive-in
And that's when I met you - ya

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of '69

Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever - forever, no...

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I play that old six string
I think about ya'n wonder what went wrong

Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

Back in the summer of '69

A.R.Rahman - Pray For Me Brother

2007-04-12T07:49:00.000-07:00

Pray for me brother
Pray for me brother
Pray for me sister
Are you searchin’….
Pray for me brother

Lookin’ for the answers To all the questions In my life
Will I be alone Will you be there By my side
Is it something he said Is it something he did
I wonder why He is searchin’ For the answers
To stay alive

Could you ever listen Could you ever care
To speak your mind
Only for a minute For only one moment
In time

The joy is around us But show me the love
That we must find
Are you searchin’ For a reason to be kind, to be kind…
He said… Pray for me brother

Pray for me brother Pray for me sister
Pray for me brother Say
what you wanna say now
But keep your hearts open
Be what you wanna be now
Let’s heal the confusion
Pray for me brother

Don’t let me take When you don’t wanna give
Don’t be afraid Just let me live
Don’t let me take When you don’t wanna give
Don’t be afraid Say what you wanna say now
But keep your hearts open

Be what you wanna be now Let’s heal the confusion
Pray for me brother Pray for me brother
I’m ashamed ah, brother be dying of poverty
when he down on his knees its only then he prays
And it’s a shame ah, brother be dying of ignorance
cos the world is a trip and everybody’s a hypocrite
Need to stop ah , taking a look at the other
I’m not ashamed of poverty
need to be making his life better
So think about it, think about it once more
cos life is a blessing and it’s not justa show, ah
Round and round the world is spinning around

We need to be singing a prayer, we need to be singing it now
Round and round the world is turning around
We need to be singing a prayer, we need to be singing it now
Need to be feeling the power, need to be feeling the faith
We need to coming together just to win this race

Need to be feeling the power, need to be feeling the faith
We need to coming together just to win this race (twice)
Are you searching for a reason to be kind ?

AXE effect NAUGHTYT Female Models Wallpapers

2007-04-12T04:25:00.000-07:00

AXE effect Female Models Wallpapers

15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About

2007-04-11T01:16:00.002-07:00

15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be
just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone , even if they don't like
you.

5. Every night , SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you , someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever , something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you , take a look: you
most likely turned your back on the
world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want , you
probably won't get it , but if you believe in yourself , probably , sooner
or later , you will get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude
remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better
when they know.

15. If you have a great friend , take the time to let them know that they
are great.

A Minute: They say it takes a minute to find a special person , an hour to
appreciate them , a day to love them , but then an entire life to forget
them.

Take the time .. to live and love.