IN PRISON v/s AT WORK

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle

IN PRISON you get three meals a day
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more work

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet
AT WORK you have to share.

IN PRISON they allow your friends and family to visit.
AT WORK you cannot even speak to your friends and family unless on a break (when your eating your 1 meal)

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by tax payers with no work required.
AT WORK you pay all expenses to go to work and they deduct taxes to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside the bars.

IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK they are called managers.

IN PRISON you have unlimited time to read email jokes.
AT WORK you get fired if you get caught.

ULTIMATE INTERVIEW of JAM & SAM(Humour).

JAM went for an IAS Interview.


"When did India get independence?" He was asked.


"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.


"Who was responsible for our independence?"


"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another. " He replied.


"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"


"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.


The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.
When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent SAM would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.


Then it was the turn of this SAM. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"


He replied, " The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."


Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"


He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".


The interviewer was incensed.


" Hey! Are you mad or what?"


He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report ."

DrunKard ABCD

A For Aristocrat
B For Bagpiper
C For contessa
D For Director's Special
E For Eight PM
F For Four Roses
G For God Father
H For Haywards
I For Imperial Blue
J For Johny Walker
K For King Fisher
L For Lincoln Lager
M For Master Brew
N For Narragansett Bock
O For Old Monk
P For Pioneer Ale
Q For Quat
R For Red Label
S For Scotch
T For Trommers White Label
U For Utica CSAB
V For VAT 69
W For WATKINS
X For XXX
Y For Yotoc
Z For Zingaro