Monday, July 30, 2007

BABIES...(Amazing....its choo.... cute)












Being disciplined is good .......(Cute Ones)










Thursday, July 26, 2007

CUTE Animals....chooo cute







Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Q & A with president BUSH (Joke)

Once president BUSH went to a school to interact with them. After a brief talk with the children he asked them if they have any question to ask him.

One boy raised his hand and stood up;

Bush: What's your name
John: John
Bush: What's you question
John: Sir, I have three questions

1) Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UNO ?

2) Where is Osama ?

3) Why does America support Pakistan so much ?

Bush: You are an intelligent student John….(Just then the bell for recess rang)
Oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.

After the recess

Bush: Ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any question?

Peter raises his hand

Bush : What's your name?
Peter : Sir I have 5 questions.
1) Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UNO
2) Where is Osama
3) Why does America support Pakistan so much
4) Why did recess bell ring 20 mins before the scheduled time
5) Where is JOHN?

Why is India not proud of itself

India As Pakistan journal sees

The information below about India was given in the Pakistan magazine, The News International by Masood Khan on December 14, 2004.

The world's five largest car companies are procuring their spare parts from India. In 2002, export was to the tune of Rs 1,700 crores and it quadrupled in 2003 to Rs 7,000 crores. In the next five years export is expected to cross Rs 70,000 crore.

India's HERO HONDA is the world largest motorcycle manufacturing company. It manufactures 17 lakh motorcycles per year.

England's popular Rover car company is going to manufacture TATA INDICA, the Indian technology car at the rate of one lakh cars per year.

Why India not proud of itself?

BHARAT FORGE had emerged as the largest forging company in the world and supplies its products to world popular companies like Volvo, Toyota, Honda, etc.

ASIAN PAINTS, an Indian paint company, has its manufacturing plants in 22 countries across five continents and is the market leader in 11 countries.

HINDUSTAN INKS, an Indian ink manufacturing company, which is producing the world largest-one lakh tonnes of ink per annum-has its manufacturing branches in Europe and America.

Multinational car companies, like Suzuki, Hundai and Ford have started exporting their cars from India and by 2010, they will export around five lakh cars from India.

The Indian medicine sector manufactures products worth Rs 30,000 crores per year out of which Rs 10,000 crores worth of drugs are exported.

The Indian herbal business has grown to Rs 4,000 crore per annum. India contributes 20 per cent of the world's textile manufactures. India has proudly established its own super computers whereas the other countries to do so are only America and Japan.

India is one among the six countries, which can build and launch satellites. Due to Insat Organisation, India has become a very big national satellite network country in the world.

Nine out of 10 diamonds in the world are cut and polished in India which is the No. 1 country in the world in diamond polishing and cutting.

India and China's business has grown by 104 per cent within a year. India's foreign reserves have risen from US$ 82 billion US$ to 118 billion.

India had paid back the IMF loan before the due date and started funding other developing countries.

India provides software to seven out of the 10 largest CD-ROM manufacturers in the world.

India spends only Rs 70,000 for producing an MBA whereas in America the expense is Rs 54 lakh.

The eye cataract operation in India costs only Rs 600 whereas in America, it costs Rs 7000. A heart surgery in India costs only Rs 40,000 whereas in America it is Rs 6 lakhs.

The R&D expense to make a car in America is Rs 4,500 crore whereas in India it is half of it and R&D is conducted with the same perfection. More than 70 multinational companies have established their R&D centres in India.

The Indian telephone and internet network is expanding by crores number-wise. Nearly 100 out of Fortune 500 companies have come to India to do business while only 33 have gone to China.

So, India is making stupendous progress in the world market and covers as disparate markets as ranging from Brazil to China.

According to Masood Khan, "These developments have not come to India in a day or by luck. In India too, situations similar to Pakistan exist like dirty politics, corruption, arrogant officials, poor infrastructure, etc., but still India keeps growing every day and nobody can deny the fact. This happens because the Indian people are not just merely looking at the dirty problems around them but see the star of confidence in the sky, the growth opportunity and working for it with self-motivation being their target for progress."

Thursday, July 19, 2007

The decision to kiss for the first time ....

The decision to kiss for the first time is the
most crucial in any love story. It changes the
relationship of two people much more strongly
than even the final surrender; because this kiss
already has within it that surrender.
~ Emil Ludwig

Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?
~ Henry Finck

There is the kiss of welcome and
of parting, the long, lingering, loving,
present one; the stolen, or the mutual one;
the kiss of love, of joy, and of sorrow;
the seal of promise and receipt of fulfillment.
~ Thomas C. Haliburotn (1796-1865)-

Never a lip is curved with pain
That can't be kissed into smile again.
~ Brete Harte

You may conquer with the sword,
but you are conquered by a kiss.
~ Daniel Heinsius (1580-1655)-

I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.
~ Ernest Hemingway

Give me a kiss, add to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun.
~ Robert Herrick

I dare not ask a kiss;
I dare not beg a smile;
Lest having that or this,
I might grow proud the while.

No, no, the utmost share
Of my desire shall be
Only to kiss that air,
That lately kissed thee.
~ Robert Herrick

You must remember this, a kiss is just a kiss...
~ Herman Hupfeld


She press'd his hand in slumber; so once more
He could not help but kiss her and adore.
~ John Keats

Now a soft kiss -- Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss
~ John Keats

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was--like eating an egg without salt.
~ Rudyard Kipling

Monday, July 16, 2007

FRIENDSHIP Quotes

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!

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Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

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FRiEND in different lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply "YOU"

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Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

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God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

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GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

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As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

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Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

ULTIMATE INTERVIEW of JAM & SAM(Humour).

JAM went for an IAS Interview.


"When did India get independence?" He was asked.


"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.


"Who was responsible for our independence?"


"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another. " He replied.


"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"


"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.


The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.
When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent SAM would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.


Then it was the turn of this SAM. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"


He replied, " The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."


Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"


He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".


The interviewer was incensed.


" Hey! Are you mad or what?"


He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report ."