Welcome to the corporate world!!

Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that
looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached to his bag and
pulled out a pair of Nike shoes.

His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to
make you run faster than that tiger?"


I don't have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just
have to run faster than you".
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Welcome to the corporate world!!